Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
