the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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