i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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