Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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