I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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