We're facebook friends in real life
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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