Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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