whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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