Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
