You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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