You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he wants to bone in the snuggie
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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