Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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