I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im holly from the hills drunk
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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