The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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