I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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