you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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