I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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