I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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