Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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