Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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