votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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