Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just found a bag of teeth...
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Randomize
