Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
COCAINE IS GR8
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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