he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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