We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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