check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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