i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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