I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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