ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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