Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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