You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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