he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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