My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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