Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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