I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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