idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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