11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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