these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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