You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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