Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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