READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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