ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Quick, to the slutcave!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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