Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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