how can u be prego again
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Randomize
