HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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