if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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