Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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