D3 body, D1 cock
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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