YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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