I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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