She is in my trunk
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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