So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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I am available for nakedness
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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