Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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