Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
pray to the hookup gods
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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