I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
then he tried to convert me to islam
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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