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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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