I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
